The Ceiling Fan !!!

The Ceiling Fan !!!

Hi EveryOne...This should put u in some smile !!!!


Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" .....
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?".......
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Rabri asked, "Where's my darling Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied St.Peter,


guess why?




"I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

joke

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover:

"Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health?"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer.
We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."